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Refinement and marketing of occult "tinctures of life" is not just a dream,
it is a reality at MVT&T under the brilliant guidance of our C.E.O., the good doctor Mabuloo B'han du'Lai. Our flagship alchemical suspension, Formula Z, (first introduced to the American public as an
active ingredient in the sleep aid Zombian) is "setting the standard for perfection in preventative putrefaction"--'Topics
in Taxidermy,' June, 2001. (Please refer to the restricted addendum "Drawbacks of Preservation with Resurrection Technologies: Negative Case Study
#TIM-8967390," available with MJ-12 security clearance.)
Formula Z was first distilled and sythesized after
studying water samples collected during an engineering project in the early 1920's from local wells near Arkham,
Massachussets. Though the original area is now submerged under Arkham Lake, the samples were archived in the chemical libraries
of Miskatonic University. Now Formula Z is set to revolutionize the art of Taxidermy. The miraculous active ingredient
is suspended in a solution of purely distilled well water. It has no detectible odor, and the flourescent green pulsations
assure the cautious user that the product will never be accidentally mis-applied. (Please wear protective gloves and goggles
when handling; do not get in mouth or eyes. Avoid prolonged exposure to vapors or direct viewing.)
Results are instantaneous. Previously-living flesh treated with Formula
Z begins a process of reverse mummification on contact; replacing deep-muscle rigor mortis with suppleness, while
plumping and moisturizing dessicated surface-skin. The inevitable cycle of decay and rot is completely halted, and with repeated
application, may be actively reversed. Specimen trophies are easily posed or even animated for dramatic
displays. (Please read all directions, warnings, cautionary labels, and statements of liability. Trademarked 'Green Flourescence'
identifies proper application.)
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